Comical Tech Resolutions for 2014

Are you ready to usher in 2014? That’s right, it’s time to get those New Year’s resolutions drafted – and that goes for tech’s biggest players too. Mark Zuckerberg, for one, has vowed to make teens snap out of their love for other sites and come back to Facebook before the whole thing disappears. And Tumblr’s David Karp is resolved to make 2014 a great year for tech journalism, even if he has to drive across the country in a Yahoo clown car packed with jolly barking seals, Katie Couric and Marissa Meyer. And Eric Snowden plans to keep a low profile this year and stay off any top ten most-wanted lists. Even the men in black plan to make their laptop delivery service faster than ever, including free software and hardware upgrades!

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Happy New Year, folks! What’s your big resolution for 2014?

Comic by The Joy of Tech

Daniel Zeevi

By Daniel Zeevi

Daniel is a social network architect, web developer, infographic designer, writer, speaker and founder of DashBurst. Full-time futurist and part-time content curator, always on the hunt for disruptive new technology, creative art and web humor.