Have you seen the terrifying new fleet of Google robots? Google turned some heads this week with its purchase of the robot manufacturer Boston Dynamics. So what could Google want to do with its new army of offline bots?
“Clearly to enslave humanity, because that is the only way they can get us to sign up for Google+,” says Stephen Colbert. He warns us to be cautious of these formidable cinder block-hurling Androids that “run on gasoline and your nightmares.” Apparently Google may be looking to step up its recruiting efforts after its Blackmail campaign was recently exposed.
Fear not, though, because Colbert goes on to announce the formation of a Star Wars-inspired rebel alliance to defeat these Imperial Walker-like monstrosities!