Are you looking for a rewarding new career in espionage? Today we got hold of a secret government document, or memorandum if you will, detailing exactly how new agent applicants are judged. Here’s one choice question from the interviews: if you had a leaking pipe, would you talk about the water damage or hire a “cleaner” to fix it? Or for example, when you’re searching for something, do you prefer to use Google or Bing? That’s actually a trick question, because the NSA prefers their agents to go straight to the source, searching though people’s Facebook posts, emails, texts, and garbage first!