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COMIC: What if Facebook Actually Made a Real Home?

Mark Zuckerberg introduced Facebook Home to the world today. This is a “family of apps” that make your Android phone more social. But what if Facebook made a real home? What do you think that might look like?

Well for starters. imagine Facebook on every wall, literally! Your dining room table would come equipped with a built-in Instagram camera so that none of your buddies on social media ever had to miss another meal of yours again. The walls would be transparent so that the public could always know what you were up to. But don’t worry about the foundation as every home is strength-tested by Sheryl Sandberg leaning into it. The house would be really green and economical too, with heat pumps drawing hot air from comments and even the foundation materials “borrowed” from other builders like the Winklevoss brothers. All built on top an Android platform. Each house also comes with connecting tunnels to your neighbors’ homes keeping you connected all the time. Just watch out for the developers crammed into the attic sneaking downstairs to hack into your fridge!

Comic via The Joy of Tech