When You See Sam Adams’ New April Fool’s Day Brew, You’ll Wish It Were Real
Joining in on yesterday’s April Fool’s Day fun, Samuel Adams founder and brewer Jim Koch announced the latest concoction of Boston’s finest brewery: HeliYum. Made with, you guessed it, helium, the new brew feels “incredibly light” on the tongue and boasts a long shelf life, apparently because helium doesn’t oxidize. But the beer’s true winning quality is its aftereffect: more than get you tipsy, this beer will make you talk like a chipmunk!
It’s a shame this beer can only exist in the world of April Fool’s pranks—I was rather looking forward to a Chipmunks-inspired happy hour.