Are you worried about hackers online these days? Unless you’re using infinitely long passwords, many of your financial and social accounts may be at risk. But don’t worry, there are a few things you can do to stay safe. For example, instead of piling up a bunch of virtual bitcoins, you could convert them into real coins to bury out in your backyard instead. Or you could consider adopting multiple identities to always keep those cyber crooks guessing!
You know what they say, though, the only way to truly be safe is through abstinence, right?