Are you a fan of Hacker News and the Onion? Well, you are in luck today as a new parody account on Twitter dubbed the Hacker News Onion has all the jokes required to keep any geek in a recurring loop (of code)! Plus they even have a few tips for you aspiring entrepreneurs looking to get into the Y Combinator accelerator (which runs Hacker News).
Hacker News is DOWN, but your chances of getting into YC if you know how to scale a plain text website are UP.
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) January 6, 2014
Twitter announces a Deleted Tweets Firehose
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) January 11, 2014
Customers whose consulting budget exceeds $100M will be classified as having Big Data.
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) January 9, 2014
DogeDB {*<* }
so ACID
DogeQL
such big data
amaze
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) December 26, 2013
Area JavaScript developer calls his single-page app a "onesie"
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) December 31, 2013
Latest version of McAfee AntiVirus detects itself as malware
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) December 17, 2013
Below average programming student creates C–
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) December 16, 2013
Getting the NSA a present this year? Don't spoil the surprise by buying it online.
— Hacker News Onion (@HackerNewsOnion) December 15, 2013
